Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #1: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #1: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #1: "Uh, well, I suppose so."

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #2: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #2: "What kind of question is that? Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #2: "Always."

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #3: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #3: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #3: "No. I mean sometimes. I mean Yes"

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #4: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #4: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #4: "Yup."

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #5: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #5: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #5: "Only when I'm by myself, which is all the time, so yeah."

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #6: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #6: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #6: "Uh, uh, mmm, kind of. Yes."

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #7 "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

 Liberal wanker scientist #7: "Yes

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #7: "Piss off. I mean yes"

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #8: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #8: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #8: "What's that? Oh. Yeah."

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #9: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #9: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #9: "Who doesn't.

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #10: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #10: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #10: "Just in the morning."

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #11: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #11: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #11: "No way, dude. I mean, sometimes. OK, all the time."

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #12: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #12: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #12: "Why you asking? Wanna do trades? OK, yeah."

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #13: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #13: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #13: "Three times a day at least."

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #14: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #14: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #14: "Absolutely."

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #15: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #15: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #15: "No way, you ass hole. I mean yes."

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #16: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #16: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #16: "Oh yeah!"

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #17: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #17: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #17: "How rude! OK, maybe. I guess. Yes."

 

Surveyor: Are you a scientist?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #18: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Do you consider yourself liberal?"

 

Liberal wanker scientist #18: "Yes"

 

Surveyor: "Are you a total wanker?

 

Liberal wanker scientist #18: "Yes."